Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Savage Love
While on the topic of sex, the world heard with horror this week that a man was killed while having sex with a horse in Washington state. Here is some commentary from Dan Savage, from Savage Love, that I found "interesting"...
The first reports about the death by horse didn't include the exact cause of death, and like many people, I assumed the man had been fatally kicked in the head when he attempted to mount the killer horse. This was not the case. The man died, a horrified world soon learned, of a perforated colon. A perforated colon could mean only one thing: The horse was the active partner, and the dead man, a 45-year-old resident of Seattle, had literally been fucked to death.
After the news broke, hundreds of distressed Savage Love readers wrote in to ask me why anyone would want to be fucked by a horse, how that would work exactly, and how a perforated colon kills you. (A perforated colon leaks like Karl Rove on a bender, which in this case led to a fatal case of acute peritonitis.) A few people wrote in to ask if the farm was still open for business.
You know, I love reading Savage Love... you can become educated about pretty much any sex related topic by reading this column.
The first reports about the death by horse didn't include the exact cause of death, and like many people, I assumed the man had been fatally kicked in the head when he attempted to mount the killer horse. This was not the case. The man died, a horrified world soon learned, of a perforated colon. A perforated colon could mean only one thing: The horse was the active partner, and the dead man, a 45-year-old resident of Seattle, had literally been fucked to death.
After the news broke, hundreds of distressed Savage Love readers wrote in to ask me why anyone would want to be fucked by a horse, how that would work exactly, and how a perforated colon kills you. (A perforated colon leaks like Karl Rove on a bender, which in this case led to a fatal case of acute peritonitis.) A few people wrote in to ask if the farm was still open for business.
You know, I love reading Savage Love... you can become educated about pretty much any sex related topic by reading this column.
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A real adventure through the murkier pages of Krafft-Ebbing's Psychopathia Sexualis , eh?
At least he has something in common with Catherine the Great.
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At least he has something in common with Catherine the Great.
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